HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS

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Ordell Robbie:
[hangs up the phone]
See what I'm talkin' about? Now that was about a man in New York, wants a 9 millimeter Smith & Wesson model 59-46. And why does he want it? 'Cause its the same gun ...

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- Oh, I got me five M-60machine guns too. - Hello. Motherfuckers come straightout the Gulf War. I already sold 3 of them,20 grand a piece. - Wow, that's good money.- I'm gonna make a million dollars...

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Chaney:
[observing people on the monitors begging for food]
Hello time to feed the pets.
Chaney:
God Damn these motherfuckers don't do shit! | Hello It's time to feed the pets F O O D F O O D Goddamn...

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King James:
Them country motherfuckers was cryin' about the police, right? They want cops?
[puts police cap on Wickey]

King James:
Give 'em cops.
Luther:
Hello, Officer Friendly!
Wickey:
How are y...

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Yes. Hello, baby.
Come to Papa. Come on. Ah ha ha ha! Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come to Papa. I'll kiss your fuckin' Dalmatian. You stupid motherfuckers!
No! No! Turn the fuckin' truck around! | Y...

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[audience laughing]
[audience cheering] Honestly, if you are offended, ♪ How many fucks am
I meant to give ♪ ♪ When you're
already here anyway ♪ ♪ I'll say what I want to these
motherfuckers in the fr...

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Richard Pryor:
I had big fun, I went to Zimbabwe. It's a new country, right. Its about three years old, now. It used to be Rhodesia - before they killed all those white muthaf*ckers. Its the only coun...

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Ezekiel 'Spoon' Whitmore:
[on the phone, trying to get an ambulance for Cookie]
Hello? There's a woman been shot - a white woman. Okay? There's a whole bunch of black people out here, shooting and bur...

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Hello? Yes, this is he. My God, I didn’t know,
I am so sorry! Motherfuckers! You think your parents
paid tuition for you to do this? You piece of shit! Stop hitting them! Hey! That girl, there.
Move, ...

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[to crowds outside the theatre where his film is showing]
Rudy Ray Moore: Hello, all you motherfuckers!
[gets cheers]
Rudy Ray Moore: Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to say it's a pleasure to h...

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Detective Moses Mountree reporting
for duty, motherfuckers. Hello! And Detective James
Patterson, also on the case. It's my first day, so... Who in the fuck are you? Sorry, I'm your new partner. James...

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- Give me your hand! Climb up!- No one saw anything? How odd! A car crashesinto a bar and no one saw a thing. I suppose you didn't seeanything either? As usual, no one saw,no one knows. So what's up,...

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Calvin Candie:
Hello. Stephen, my boy!
Stephen:
[black house servant exiting the Big House]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, my ass. Who dis nigger up on dat nag?
Calvin Candie:
Aw, Stephen, you have nails ...

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What's up? It's still there. So, were you guysreally cybering? No. Is that, like,a thing you do? It's...Huh? - ADAM:It's really cute.- BLAIRE: It's still here. ADAM: You guysare so cute. JESS: Hey -...

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Danny Snyder:
I can't do this now. You gotta know that. It's been a long time for me. I mean -ah- you need somebody younger, ya know, somebody like I used to be.
King Benny:
younger is not better. Do...

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Tommy:This is amazing!John Reilly:Hello! It's been a long time!Nokes:Who the fuck are you guys?Nokes:Hey, who the fuck asked you to sit down?Tommy:I thought you'd be happy to see us... I guess I was...

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Calvin Candie:Hello! Stephen, my boy!Stephen:Yeah yeah yeah! Hello my ass! Who dis nigger up on that nag?Calvin Candie:Oh, Stephen! You had nails for breakfast? Why are you so ornery? You miss me?...